Ri_ft
Nec verbum omne nomen proprium.
Last seen Jun 23, 17
United States
Ri_ft

Shared publicly - Jan 21, 17

Make America Geologically Mobile Again!

#MAGMA
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shit now I have to write it again

LET. THE. VOLCANOES. ERUPT.
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can i steal this post
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sure lol
July 2017
Ri_ft

Shared publicly - Jul 13, 17 - edited

something something save net neutrality

something something https://www.battleforthenet.com
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couldnt figure it out
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Ri_ft

Shared publicly - Jul 5, 17

Happy two-year anniversary of me on this website, Fourth of July, and 103.698970004336019 views, all a day late.
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June 2017
Ri_ft

Shared publicly - Jun 10, 17

My state is approximately 4% water.

Huh.
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Ri_ft

Shared publicly - Jun 6, 17

Finals!

yay.................
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Good luck
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DO GOOD ILY GL
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ty!
Thx
oops
May 2017
Ri_ft

Shared publicly - May 29, 17

Yo, thanks to tender jas ❀ for the wonderful new profile pic!

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Ri_ft

Shared publicly - May 23, 17

I'm pretty sure I saw a license plate today that read "LUBE" followed by a few numbers.
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Ri_ft

Shared publicly - May 17, 17 - edited

>mfw I get called lazy for not doing things other people ask me to do because they're too lazy to do them.

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Aroo ಠ ʖರೃ

Shared publicly - May 11, 17

This wall is so updog.
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April 2017
Ri_ft

Shared publicly - Apr 26, 17

How many failed attempts d'you think there are gonna be to repeal and replace Obamacare before Trump is out?

Place your bets now!
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Not too many; it's mostly a talking point. I see ads talking about how Republicans are "fighting for the public" to repeal and replace Obamacare, and they ant us to thank some representative or someone for doing it. I keep listening to it and thinking they're full of shit.
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Ri_ft

Shared publicly - Apr 24, 17

Take the bible verse Acts 2:45:

"They sold property and possessions to give to anyone who had need."

The second part (emboldened above) sounds suspiciously like part of Marx's slogan: "to each according to his needs," and other translations of the verse sound even more like it.

Considering Acts is about the acts of the apostles after they were inspired by the Holy Spirit, so this was presumably inspired by the Holy Spirit, and thus God.

Thus, God's probably a commie and Marx plagiarized him.

Case closed.
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Oh boy. Unless this is a stupid meme, I'll have this comment full of new holes for fucking by tomorrow.
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''Tis a joke
😉
Long live communism comrade.
Ri_ft

Shared publicly - Apr 16, 17

The last person born in the 19th century has died. RIP Emma, 1899-2017
https://www.google.com/amp/www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/39610937
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The oldest person alive is no longer..
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Dax
I had a long, deep post typed out and then I realized she was Italian and absolutely nothing I said applied to her
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Savage
Dax
I meant more along the lines of, I don't think Italians celebrated our victory in WW2 when we came knocking at their doorstep to make their leader our bitch
Or witnessed America's progression personally...
and so forth, lol
American bombers killed my great uncle in the war when he was 5 years old.
Ri_ft

Shared publicly - Apr 1, 17

I finally finished that project which was the final part of a thing I really should have finished over the summer but didn't, so I have time now, and hopefully I'll be less dead.
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March 2017
Ri_ft

Shared publicly - Mar 31, 17

Me: *plans to finish big project today*

Internet: "Is that productive work I see?"

Internet: *breaks*
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Ri_ft

Shared publicly - Mar 15, 17

Pro assassination tip:

Try and slip your poison into your target's food or drink while they have a cold. They won't be able to taste anything because of their clogged nose, so you don't have to worry about disguising the taste of it.
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I think I've spent too much time writing replies to this post.
Who knows? Maybe I'll become a theologian, settle down, take a break from all the violence. I could become an author, writing stories about assassins, terrorists, and corrupt governments. I could maybe make a list of pro taking-life tips, erm, just normal life tips. And if anyone asks me if I'm writing from experience, I'll just give them a wink...
and then deny it. ;-)
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or
nuke the building
fun + effective
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But a little expensive.
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