DonaldTrump
The Official DJT of Minecraft #MAGA. I also was one of 3 fakeplex owners
Last seen Apr 11, 20
New Zealand
DonaldTrump

Shared publicly - Sep 7, 16

Resigned, this time for good. I didn't enjoy my time as staff much, it's not as amazing as some of you think it really is. If you're wanting to apply for staff, give it a shot and see if you like it, it was fun at first but overtime it just got worse and I realized things that I didn't like seeing within staff. Mineplex as a whole is on its knees and slowly fading away, player count continues to drop every month (stats prove so), money focused updates and never ending sales show that Mineplex is a business more than anything, the fun of the server has fallen into greed and it's all about money which is quite sad to see. Other big networks that are in competition with Mineplex are now leading ahead of Mineplex in player count, development and user satisfaction! Which also kind of explains the subtle copying of other server designs and games. SR MOD isn't a rank you gain through hard work and time devotion through the staff team which really confuses me as the rank is 'Senior' Mod. Not much recognition or compassion is given to the 300+ volunteers that put in countless hours every month to make Mineplex tick over and keep generating income, which is upsetting because without the 300+ staff, Mineplex wouldn't last long. Don't get me wrong, there are nice people on the staff team that are genuine and care but then again many of the higher ups couldn't care less about you or how you're doing as a staff member. There will be both players and staff members that will defend Mineplex in any situation, I don't see why you defend a money hungry business that pulls in literally millions from children. I'll still play Mineplex once in a while but I was told in August last year that Mineplex is going downhill, one year later and it still is, the statistics prove so. I really couldn't care less if you disagree with me, it's business in the end of the day, but it's dirty business. To any current staff reading this, please take a moment to think 'Could I be spending my spare time working a part time job making money and getting experience instead of Mineplex?', 'is Mineplex affecting my socialization with family and friends my age?'. Don't feel like you have to stay as staff, in the end it doesn't benefit your life in any way, you will be much happier spending time with people in real life and making the most of the time as a young person. It's really upsetting to see Admins pick and choose staff to join their team based off personal thoughts rather than experience and staff commitment. If you do some searching you can find 30+ staff that have left in the past 18 months based off favoritism, drama and overall bad practice within the staff team, there's clearly some issues and nothing is being resolved. If you have any questions, feel free to comment below. Chow. Quick thanks to Paltrow , Hostile and Jack for making my staff experience bearable
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Finally! Congratulations on resigning from that shit!
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keep living life trump <3
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July 2018
DonaldTrump

Shared publicly - Jul 29, 18 - edited

Jarvis Is Love Jarvis is Life.

I was only 9 years old I loved Jarvis so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
I pray to Jarvis every night before bed thanking him for the Titan Rank I've been given.
Jarvis is love I say, Jarvis is life
My dad overhears me and calls me a faggot
I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Jarvis
I called him a cunt
He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
Im crying now, and my face hurts
I lay in bed and its really cold
A warmth is moving towards me.
I feel something touch me
Its Jarvis
I am so happy
He whispers into ear "this is my MPS”
He grabs me with his powerful admin hands and puts me on my hands and knees
I'm ready
I spread my ass cheeks for Jarvis
He penetrates my butthole
It hurts so much but I do it for Jarvis
I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
I push against his force
I want to please Jarvis
He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
My dad walks in
Jarvis looks him straight in the eye and says "It's all forums team now"
Jarvis leaves through my window
Jarvis is love, Jarvis is life
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DonaldTrump

Shared publicly - Jul 18, 18

Just realized my first forum post was replied to by fuckwit Daddy Jarvis. Classic!

Idek how I became staff... I used 20+ alts for hacking, each one getting banned one at a time. The best type of hacking was in Block Hunt. I could literally fire arrows from my bow like a machine gun and fly at the same time, killing every hunter before they could reach any hiders, this was all possible because Mineplex has never had a decent anticheat.

A few months past and I realized I could have the power to punish people if I applied for their staff system. Just started a new account and easy as 1,2,3 I was in a corrupt Minecraft staff team :d, that was also after a severity 4 (highest) punishment for impersonating an owner as my username was 'MineplexOwner'
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Bye
hi aero
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hi, new phone who dis?
April 2018
DonaldTrump

Shared publicly - Apr 25, 18

Unreleased Avicii song, he played this at Tomorrowland 2015 but never released it. You don't realize how much you value something till it's gone. Loving this song rn.
Avicii - Heaven (Lyric Video)
Vocal is done by Simon Aldred. https://www.facebook.com/avicii https://twitter.com/Avicii https://instagram.com/Avicii 1989-2018. Rest in Peace, Tim Bergling. Your music will always be remembered.
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DonaldTrump

Shared publicly - Apr 24, 18

RIP Avicii. This man had some real talent, producing music loved by millions. He created melodies and wrote songs, something that only a small group of people have done as well as him. Sad to see such good talent pass away so young.
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DonaldTrump

Shared publicly - Apr 23, 18

bang bang Mineplex law threats, bang bang
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that signature tells you all you need to know
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with a name like Ellis Eifert, what kind of pompous signature would you expect?
I guess something better than the "fake signature" every middle-class American gives at a grocery store
I can verify that this is a legitimate law firm that Mineplex had contact us. Was still a good laugh reading this. The FBI was gonna hunt down some Minecraft players.
By "fake", I mean the scribbles that don't actually look like letters. Not suggesting that the law firm is fake.
Idk how you sign at grocery store. I draw a smiley face
I had a guy draw a tree and some grass once
A letter of claim regarding a minecraft server haha. Was this sent to you?
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yah, ages ago lol. We created a server called Fakeplex that was an imitation of Mineplex .Had a few hundred concurrent players.
November 2017
DonaldTrump

Shared publicly - Nov 3, 17

Getting over someone you really really have feels for is so difficult :(
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It is, but in time you'll realize that things turned out for the best.
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maybe. hope so
October 2017
DonaldTrump

Shared publicly - Oct 25, 17

Been about a year since I joined the Fakeplex team. What a story that is. Good fun.
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August 2017
DonaldTrump

Shared publicly - Aug 24, 17

yo. tbt
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DonaldTrump

Shared publicly - Aug 24, 17

lol
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DonaldTrump

Shared publicly - Aug 16, 17

How much head do I need to give to get into the team?
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DonaldTrump

Shared publicly - Aug 8, 17

Had an awesome time catching up with an old staff buddy j0jo
We had a great chat and played some games, I really cherish the time we had together on the staff team, the fond memories we had. I will recall them on my deathbed just like you mentioned. Love ya, bud.
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Quit involving me in your games lmao, I trust that you should have something better to do since you were so quick to suggest I have no life for being on my laptop at 2 am
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oh j0jo that's no way to treat an old friend, I dearly hope you are joking, you've always been the funny kind.
May 2017
DonaldTrump

Shared publicly - May 28, 17

Holy shit. Achievement Unlocked: Sucking Jarvis' D1ck
Ctv Bran_ Austrayan Paltrow
Fork me this is so depressing to read.
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Hollyyyy shit please kill urself you fucking trainee tryhard i am going to spam this cunts walls with porn brb
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mat you my bae
AghHHhhHh the doge Pfp is to much
Is this dude ok?
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February 2017
DonaldTrump

Shared publicly - Feb 16, 17

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DonaldTrump

Shared publicly - Feb 4, 17

Customer service can really turn a business into a downfall
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And there will still be people that deny the server is on a downfall
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haven't been on MP in a month, but it's not the server in a downfall, it's the game itself
Jake861 it's both tbh. Minecraft is fading awayyy
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It's not that. Servers die out gradually. People move out when things don't change enough. Look at the Hive, for example.
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Yah.
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I mean, there's things that can be done to slow down the process of losing players, but it's inevitable. Hypixel is losing players, but at a slower rate.
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