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Heh
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Samera ... he should never have been allowed to own that, let alone wear it.
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Seriously though, just replace the holocron with a porno mag in that scene

The Dark Side is a metaphor for puberty
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Samera Considering how bad Jedi are at dealing with puberty.... I'd probably take the porno mag as the best option.
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BrianDavion Eh, be fair, the jedi are fine at dealing with puberty, keep in mind that Palpatine basicly spent all his time sabotoging everything the Jedi did re Anakin. how effective would ANYONE'S parenting be if there was a creepy uncle secretly purposefully undermining everything they did?
Samera Oh I'm not talking about Anakin. Anakin has way too many issues to begin with.
Puberty is a time when hormones are going crazy and the body is saying: "Fight, sex, be popular". And their solution is "be mindful of your thoughts" and "Meditate". So unless they have some method of controlling their own hormones through the force, it makes you wonder how there are any knights at all over the age of 20. Unless that's why Anakin was "too old" to start the training: ya gotta start at 5 or when you hit puberty, the hormones won't be controllable...
Hyperewok1 At least the porno mag doesn't talk back and tell you how to murder people more effectively.
Samera In fairness, that IS a useful skill.
Hyperewok1 Alas, using the Force to make someone shoot their comrades is like +500 Dark Side points.
Samera What if you do it to save someone's life? Ex: Your comrades are brainwashed and you lack a gun. So you force mind control one to shoot everyone then himself to stun/wound, not kill.
Theryl The whole Light/Dark thing has holes you can drive a Star Destroyer through. It's best not to try and think about it too hard.
Sebaya Wait rebels is back on?
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Hyperewok1 Yes.
Sebaya Hnnnnng
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Puberty is always hard. New hormones, new responsibilities, new murderous Dark Side impulses...
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An'irel And Ani thought she had it bad with Zav...
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Hyperewok1 I'm just glad we didn't have to sit through half a season of him being a moody punk before he learned his lesson. >_>
An'irel lol well, having a healthy love of boobs helps. They can make a young man do anything.
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Dammit padawan
Ezra and the Sith Holocron - Steps Into Shadow Preview | Star Wars Rebels
In this clip from the Star Wars Rebels Season Three Premiere, "Steps Into Shadow," Ezra seeks guidance from an undue source... Watch the season premiere of Star Wars Rebels on Saturday, September 24, at 8:30 p.m. PT/ET on Disney XD!
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Theryl Eeeeexcellent *rubs hands*
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Apparently Origin is having a sale for 50% off of everything that isn't a pre order (or other small text terms apply), which means not paying a ridiculous full price for the Battlefront season pass now that the admittedly good looking Death Star DLC is out
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Ayyyyy (part 2)
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Also this (part 1)
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You can almost feel bad for the guy
Jeb! at the Emmys
ABC, Sept. 18, 2016
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BrianDavion ... that DOES sound like an obi-wan line doesn't it?
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Ihlrath Nyomi & Kanth...... Best. Love/Hate. Ever.
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Hyyyyype
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Ashtar I will force pimp-slap any idiot who makes a "Trench run" joke here...THAT is an awesome Pic...
also I been addicted to watching Summer Games done Quick, video game speed runs for charity...and I'm happy to say

"HYPE!!!"
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Ashtar I will force pimp-slap any idiot who makes a "Trench run" joke here...THAT is an awesome Pic...
also I been addicted to watching Summer Games done Quick, video game speed runs for charity...and I'm happy to say

"HYPE!!!"
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